January 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
· Filed under Whoa Sweet!
Everybody remembers Simon, the electronic memory game with the flashing lights, right? If not, maybe this snazzy 80’s commercial will refresh your memory.
Now check out this video of some kid memorizing a ridiculous 31-tone sequence.
Ok, I have to admit, this video was only mildly impressive to me, but I’ll tell you who loves this kind of stuff - hot chicks. I can’t even begin to imagine how hard this guy got laid after the ladies caught a glimpse of this video. Play on, playa!
Conan O’Brien is a comic genius. I’ve read about how his show struggled to find a viewership for its first few years, but with sketches like this, I find that hard to believe. Of course, I never tuned in to Late Night back in those days either, but as a youngster I certainly had a valid excuse. One word: Cinemax. Two words: Shannon Tweed. Three words: Box of Kleenex. Four words: Party in my pants. Five wor…DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? I WAS BUSY MASTURBATING TO SOFTCORE PORNOGRAPHY! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
-MATT
Also, check out youtube user steveliv’s profile for a bunch more of these.
January 8, 2008 at 3:09 am
· Filed under Whoa Sweet!
Now this is pretty incredible. A tire reattaching itself to a moving car? The odds of that have to be astronomical. At least 1 in 45 or so. Wow, and that car was probably going 800 miles per hour!*
*Disclaimer: I am not very good with statistics, math, or numbers in general.
July 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm
· Filed under Geez., Morons
I really liked this video because it was humorous and educational. Laughs are good, but it’s also nice when a video teaches you a lesson, like maybe old people aren’t really cut out to do dangerous stunts on children’s bikes. I just wish I would’ve seen this video a couple years ago, before the deaths of 7 senior citizens during my ill-fated “Old People Doing Dangerous Stunts on Children’s Bikes” traveling show. In my defense, my grandpa always said that he didn’t want to live forever.
